That bird is like your annoying younger sibling who just has to bother you when you want to take a nap. Have to applaud that cats patience!
Wednesday, July 6, 2011
Saturday, June 18, 2011
BBQ perfume
Ladies, are you looking to get the attention of a real meat eater?
BBQ smells good to men. Why not wear it to get their attention. BBQ perfume, Oh yeah
Que, an intoxicating bouquet of spices, smoke, meat, and sweet summer sweat, is the latest development in wearable scents and is quickly becoming a hit among meat lovers, grill masters, and backyard BBQ'ers.
http://www.porkbarrelbbq.com/que/
BBQ smells good to men. Why not wear it to get their attention. BBQ perfume, Oh yeah
Que, an intoxicating bouquet of spices, smoke, meat, and sweet summer sweat, is the latest development in wearable scents and is quickly becoming a hit among meat lovers, grill masters, and backyard BBQ'ers.
Learn more at
http://www.porkbarrelbbq.com/que/
Sunday, June 5, 2011
Bonnie #12: A good eye test
I don't think your wishes will come true, but this is a good eye test. lol. I found them all. yea me! lol.
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Bonnie #11: The Year 2011
The Year 2011 is the year of Feng Shui and Luck, which I wish for you all.
The month of July this year has 5 Fridays, 5 Saturdays and 5 Sundays.
This combination arrives only once every 623 years.
The Chinese call this phenomenon “The Sacs of money”.
If you pass on this message, Chinese tradition says you will receive money in 5 days. And according to Feng Shui, those who do not pass on this message will have financial problems for the rest of the year.
This combination arrives only once every 623 years.
The Chinese call this phenomenon “The Sacs of money”.
If you pass on this message, Chinese tradition says you will receive money in 5 days. And according to Feng Shui, those who do not pass on this message will have financial problems for the rest of the year.
This year is a bit special.
We will have 4 unusual dates:
1/1/11, 11/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/11/11 ... And that is not all.
Take the last two digits of the year of your birth and the age you will have or have this year, add them, and the sum for everyone is 111!
Ex: 63 + 48 = 111
We will have 4 unusual dates:
1/1/11, 11/1/11, 1/11/11, 11/11/11 ... And that is not all.
Take the last two digits of the year of your birth and the age you will have or have this year, add them, and the sum for everyone is 111!
Ex: 63 + 48 = 111
This year is the Year of Money and Wealth.
The month of October will have 5 Saturdays, 5 Sundays and 5 Mondays!
This combination arrives only once every 823 years!
These years are called the years of Gain.
The month of October will have 5 Saturdays, 5 Sundays and 5 Mondays!
This combination arrives only once every 823 years!
These years are called the years of Gain.
The proverb says that if you pass on this message to 8 good friends you will discover money in the next 4 days!
And the rule of Feng Shui also says that if you do not you will receive nothing!
This is all very mysterious - but perhaps it is worth the try!!
And the rule of Feng Shui also says that if you do not you will receive nothing!
This is all very mysterious - but perhaps it is worth the try!!
Here's to your luck.
Bonnie #10: How yodeling began
Have you ever wondered where and how yodeling began?
Many years ago a man was traveling through the mountains of Switzerland
Nightfall was rapidly approaching and he had nowhere to sleep. He went up to a farmhouse and asked the farmer if he could spend the night.
The farmer told him that he could sleep in the barn.
As the story goes, the farmer's daughter asked her father, 'Who is that man going into the barn?'
'It's a fellow traveling through,' said the farmer. 'He needs a place to stay for the night, so, I told him he could sleep in the barn.'
The daughter said, 'Perhaps he is hungry.' So she prepared him a plate of food for him and then took it out to the barn.
About an hour later, the daughter returned. Her clothing disheveled and straw in her hair. Straight up to bed she went.
The farmer's wife was very observant. She then suggested that perhaps the man was thirsty. So she fetched a bottle of wine, took it out to the barn,! And she too did not return for an hour. Her clothing was askew, her blouse buttoned incorrectly. She also headed straight to bed.
The next morning at sunrise the man in the barn got up and continued on his journey, waving to the farmer as he left.
When the daughter awoke and learned that the visitor was gone, she broke into tears. 'How could he leave without even saying goodbye,' she cried. 'We made such passionate love last night!'
'What?' shouted the father as he angrily ran out of the house looking for the man, who by now was halfway up the mountain.
The farmer screamed up at him, 'I'm going to get you! You had sex with my daughter!'
The man looked back down from the mountainside, cupped his hand next to his mouth, and yelled out.....
'LAIDTHEOLADEETOO'
Bonnie #9: Sweat-shirt
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Remember, if you haven't got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart...Then you are just an old sour fart!
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweat-shirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me,
'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' University of Oklahoma .'
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says, 'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world.'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you...'
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, 'honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
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Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And Patience for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death. AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practicing to be men.
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the mail folder 'Instruction Manual.'
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Send this to at least five bright funny women you know and make their day! And send this to five bright men who have enough sense of humor to take it!
Life may not be the party you hoped for... But while you are here, you may as well dance!
Bonnie #8: market research
A man doing market research knocked on a door and was
Greeted by a young woman with three small children running
Around at her feet. He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline.
Have you ever used the product?'
She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'
'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'
'We use it for sex.'
The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually people lie
To me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a
Gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I
Admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me
Exactly how you use it for sex?'
The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all...
My husband and I put it on the
Door knob and it keeps the kids out.'
And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke...!
Greeted by a young woman with three small children running
Around at her feet. He says, 'I'm doing some research for Vaseline.
Have you ever used the product?'
She says, 'Yes. My husband and I use it all the time.'
'And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?'
'We use it for sex.'
The researcher was a little taken back. 'Usually people lie
To me and say that they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a
Gate hinge. But, in fact, I know that most people do use it for sex. I
Admire you for your honesty. Since you've been frank so far, can you tell me
Exactly how you use it for sex?'
The woman says, 'I don't mind telling you at all...
My husband and I put it on the
Door knob and it keeps the kids out.'
And you thought it was gonna be a dirty joke...!
Shame on you
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