Turtle sees itself in the mirror for the first time.
Steve the turtle loves looking at himself in the mirror - with hilarious consequences!
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
Monday, May 23, 2011
Canada's funny Web reaction to 'Rapture'
Canadians unleashed another force on May 21, 2011, the day the world was supposed to end. Our unique humour
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/sex-booze-souvenirs-canadians-set-making-most-rapture-202232293.html
http://ca.news.yahoo.com/sex-booze-souvenirs-canadians-set-making-most-rapture-202232293.html
Saturday, May 21, 2011
May 21st Doomsday: Judgment Day By The Numbers
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/20/may-21-doomsday-numbers_n_864195.html#s280776&title=265001
Do Jamaicans believe the world is ending on this Saturday ...
Do Jamaicans believe the world is ending on this Saturday ...
May 21st Doomsday Songs: 21 Songs For The Impending Apocalypse
It's the end of the world as we know it. Apparently.
Harold Camping, the man behind the May 21, 2011, judgement day "campaign" is thoroughly convinced that the day marks the beginning of the end. Then again, he did get it wrong once before.
In any case, there's still a chance we're all doomed on Saturday (or at least 2012 for that matter - it's totally going to happen). So there's only one question left to ask.
What would you listen to as humanity came to an end? Hard rock? Classical? Something on the lighter side?
We've put together some of the quintessential end of the world songs below, but we'd love to hear from you. Feel free to tell us about your doomsday soundtrack below, but then again none of that's going to matter in a few days anyway.
Hell's lounge singer, Nick Cave, performs Bob Dylan's hopeful/hopeless song about what comes after death with Kylie Minogue, Shane McGowan and the Bad Seeds
Skeeter performs her signature hit. From 1965
A little ditty about Jesus, Judas, betrayal, suicide and how all is forgiven (hopefully) when the world ends.
Morrissey - Everyday Is Like Sunday by scootaway
End Of The World
The Best Rapture News Tweets: May 21 On Twitter
21 Reasons Why May 21 Is NOT The End Of The World
Apocalists: 9 Lists To Get You Through The End Of The World (PICTURES)
11 Things You Need To Know About Judgment Day (This Saturday)
If you're not sure what the heck the rapture is, you can brush up on your facts here
Apocalypse Chow
Still looking for things to hoard in your bomb shelter? Shortlist put together a list of some of the foods with the best shelf lives. Mmm, canned cheeseburger!
21 Pop Cultural Signs Of The Apocalypse
Maybe it's paranoid thinking, but Noah Cyrus' clothing line probably should have clued you in to the end of days.
21 Songs For The Impending Apocalypse
Just because the world's ending doesn't mean you can't have a sweaty leather party in the sewer system with fifty of your closest friends. We won't stop you
50 Reasons Why The World Is Definitely Ending On Saturday
Sure, chances are you're probably a non-believer, but Buzzfeed has put together a pretty convincing case to change your mind
25 Dogs & Cats Ready For The Rapture
You know how they say pets can sense thunder storms? Well they've been sensing the end of the world for a while now.
5 Things To Do If You Get Left Behind In The Rapture
Things might get boring once the earth is a desolate wasteland, but Jack Shepherd thought of some stuff for you to do
32 Pictures You Need To See Before The World Ends
There isn't much time left to aimlessly peruse the internet, so make sure you lay eyes on these important images before you ascend into the clouds
Post Apocalyptic Fashion: What You Need To Wear For The End Of The World
It's gonna be slim pickings once all of the good guys float away, so you'll need to be looking your best in order to have a chance in the dystopic dating pool.
CDC Warns Public to Prepare for 'Zombie Apocalypse'
CDC Offers Tips On How To Prepare For The ‘Zombie Apocalypse’
It's end of the world as we know it, and Maryland feels fine
Mayor Bloomberg Looks At The Bright Side Of The Apocalypse
LinkedIn IPO: A Sign of the Apocalypse?
10 things we'll miss thanks to the Apocalypse
Sunday, May 15, 2011
Time lapse Dandelion flower to seed head
Time lapse dandelion flower to seed head /dandelion clock filmed continuously over a period of one month.
Intervals between 5-45 minutes.
Aphids continue to feed on the dandelion whilst the seeds mature.
Dandelion are considered a weed, though I think they are very beautiful.
This sequence was filmed for the interactive on-line plant identifier and pruning guide encyclopaedia which went live live March 2011
The website is designed to help find and identify the right plants for every aspect of a garden and seasonal need and help you create a garden design with colour and interest. I use photographs as well as time lapse sequences to make it more informative. I hope you find it interesting.
Music is called Attrition, by Debbie Wiseman
Filmed by Neil Bromhall
copyright www.complete-gardens.co.uk
Intervals between 5-45 minutes.
Aphids continue to feed on the dandelion whilst the seeds mature.
Dandelion are considered a weed, though I think they are very beautiful.
This sequence was filmed for the interactive on-line plant identifier and pruning guide encyclopaedia which went live live March 2011
Music is called Attrition, by Debbie Wiseman
Filmed by Neil Bromhall
copyright www.complete-gardens.co.uk
Natalie Time Lapse: Birth to 10 years old in 1 minute 25 sec
We take a photo every day (at least we tried to!) since birth until the present. Stop motion human growth
Man travels back in time 35 years, through reverse-chronological video clips
Time Travel backward thru the years with Sam as he grows younger with the passing decades, from a paunchy middle aged white bearded self deprecating schluby old fart, to a svelt, full haired, clean shaven, self-important, inspired but clueless 20 year old
We can all relate to the Bittersweet passage of Time, but thanks to the mystery of Self-Chronicling, we can now actually go Back In Time!
Put your seatbelts on and travel with Sam on the bumpy ride back into the precarious final years of the 20th Century in this Lifetime project .
We can all relate to the Bittersweet passage of Time, but thanks to the mystery of Self-Chronicling, we can now actually go Back In Time!
Put your seatbelts on and travel with Sam on the bumpy ride back into the precarious final years of the 20th Century in this Lifetime project .
Friday, May 6, 2011
Spam Your Mom This Mother’s Day
http://www.momspam.net/
Moms on Meetup inspire us every day with all the warmth, love and support they show one another. For Mother's Day, the team at Meetup Headquarters wanted to show just how much we appreciate and admire them -- while showing a little love for our own moms too!
Insurance Company Calculates Value of a Mom
John Berman on the company that says a mother is worth is $61,436 a year
Moms on Meetup inspire us every day with all the warmth, love and support they show one another. For Mother's Day, the team at Meetup Headquarters wanted to show just how much we appreciate and admire them -- while showing a little love for our own moms too!
Insurance Company Calculates Value of a Mom
John Berman on the company that says a mother is worth is $61,436 a year
This Week In Ridiculous Stock Photos
The 2011 Barbie dolls are Reaaaaally weird
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/05/this-week-in-ridiculous-s_n_858106.html#s274627&title=The_2011_Barbie
We know what you're thinking and don't worry:
I'm hanging by a meow-ment here with you
Sometimes time flies, and sometimes you literally slingshot it away
This is what happens when they show "V For Vendetta" on a train
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/05/this-week-in-ridiculous-s_n_858106.html#s274627&title=The_2011_Barbie
wife seduction is included in his co-pay
"Benefits include 401k, dental, and some light bondage."
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Slow Motion Jell-o
Slow motion capture of a falling Jell-o desert. Very. Hypnotizing.
we decied to slap jello in slow motion, then drop it. so this is what we came up with
This is a clip of jello being shot with a spring powered BB gun. The clip was filmed with a SVSi GigaView High-speed video camera. Please visit
we decied to slap jello in slow motion, then drop it. so this is what we came up with
This is a clip of jello being shot with a spring powered BB gun. The clip was filmed with a SVSi GigaView High-speed video camera. Please visit
Smokey The Cat Is World's Loudest, Guinness Records Confirms
LONDON (AP) -- It's official: Smokey the cat has roared her way into Guinness World Records having achieved the loudest purr by a domestic cat.
Guinness says the gray-and-white tabby earned her place with record-setting 67.7 decibels. In a video on the cat's website, the 12-year-old, ordinary-size feline purrs with a sound akin to the cooing of an angry dove.
Smokey first rose to prominence in February, when her owner, Ruth Adams, ran a local competition for the most powerful purr. A community college recorded the purr and submitted it to Guinness.
Guinness says the loudest animal sounds are the low-frequency pulses made by blue whales and fin whales when they communicate with each other – sounds that reach 188 decibels. By comparison, a lawnmower is 90 decibels.
Guinness Records: Smokey the cat is really loud
Guinness says the gray-and-white tabby earned her place with record-setting 67.7 decibels. In a video on the cat's website, the 12-year-old, ordinary-size feline purrs with a sound akin to the cooing of an angry dove.
Smokey first rose to prominence in February, when her owner, Ruth Adams, ran a local competition for the most powerful purr. A community college recorded the purr and submitted it to Guinness.
Guinness says the loudest animal sounds are the low-frequency pulses made by blue whales and fin whales when they communicate with each other – sounds that reach 188 decibels. By comparison, a lawnmower is 90 decibels.
Guinness Records: Smokey the cat is really loud
What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld's comedy?
Didya ever notice that jokes about airplane peanuts are a metaphor for the human condition?
The deeper truth: Like much of Seinfeld’s comedy, this points to how arbitrary social norms are, but goes further by going international.
The deeper truth: Childhood memories can be a powerful unifier.
http://www.avclub.com/milwaukee/articles/whats-the-deal-with-jerry-seinfelds-comedy,34695/
The deeper truth: Like much of Seinfeld’s comedy, this points to how arbitrary social norms are, but goes further by going international.
The deeper truth: Childhood memories can be a powerful unifier.
http://www.avclub.com/milwaukee/articles/whats-the-deal-with-jerry-seinfelds-comedy,34695/
Wednesday, May 4, 2011
From 'South Park' To 'The Book Of Mormon': Trey Parker & Matt Stone's Best Musical Moments (VIDEOS)
When the 2011 Tony nominations were announced Tuesday morning, those who have followed the career of Trey Parker and Matt Stone were hardly surprised that "The Book Of Mormon" received the most nominations. After all, a Broadway musical seemed like the next logical step for the "South Park" creators, who have included lavish (and raunchy) songs in nearly all of their projects, from their first movie, "Cannibal! The Musical," to "South Park," to "Team America," and beyond. Here are some of the funniest -- and catchiest -- songs from their productions. Vote for your favorite!
This jaunt, from Trey Parker and Matt Stone's first movie, "Cannibal! The Musical," is an upbeat chorus number set at a hanging
Trey Parker/Matt Stone genious in action.
"Now You're A Man" is the title song to "Orgazmo," Parker and Stone's 1997 movie about a porn star superhero. Parker plays a Mormon missionary in the movie, predating "The Book of Mormon" by 14 years.
Nice opening song to the movie orgazmo
Before they hit it big with "South Park," Parker and Stone starred in "BASEketball," although they did not write or direct it. However, they contributed this uncomfortably spot-on song that Parker's character hears on his car radio.
"Team America: World Police," Parker and Stone's send-up of blockbuster action movies using marionettes, boasts a great soundtrack mostly written and performed by the duo. Their "Rent" parody outrageously distills the iconic play down to its bare essence.
A song from Team america world police !BY! trey parker & matt stone.
After "Cannibal! The Musical," Trey Parker was commissioned to do a similar TV show called "Time Warped." It only lasted two episodes, but Parker's Broadway aspirations were clearly on display here
The song, "Why Him?" from South Park creator Trey Parker's failed 1995 T.V. show, "Time Warped." I apologize for the quality; this was not easy to find.
*I do not own this; all rights go to M&T.*
In a more recent episode of "South Park," the show parodied Kanye West with the song "Fishsticks," showing the varied styles of music that Parker and Stone write
Parker and Stone produced and wrote the short-lived "That's My Bush!", a traditional sitcom starring the First Family set in the White House. Parker wrote and performed the theme song
Perhaps the most famous song from "Team America" is the testosterone-exuding, faux-macho anthem "America, F**k Yeah." Listen to the song on YouTube.
This satirical anti-censorship anthem from "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" was nominated for an Oscar in 2000
This jaunt, from Trey Parker and Matt Stone's first movie, "Cannibal! The Musical," is an upbeat chorus number set at a hanging
Trey Parker/Matt Stone genious in action.
"Now You're A Man" is the title song to "Orgazmo," Parker and Stone's 1997 movie about a porn star superhero. Parker plays a Mormon missionary in the movie, predating "The Book of Mormon" by 14 years.
Nice opening song to the movie orgazmo
Before they hit it big with "South Park," Parker and Stone starred in "BASEketball," although they did not write or direct it. However, they contributed this uncomfortably spot-on song that Parker's character hears on his car radio.
"Team America: World Police," Parker and Stone's send-up of blockbuster action movies using marionettes, boasts a great soundtrack mostly written and performed by the duo. Their "Rent" parody outrageously distills the iconic play down to its bare essence.
A song from Team america world police !BY! trey parker & matt stone.
"Kyle's Mom's A Stupid Bitch"
Cartman's famous song "Kyle's Mom's A Stupid Bitch" was so popular on "South Park" that it was revived for the movie adaptation"A Present From Deep Inside You"
"Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" is a holiday staple, featuring songs from the normal South Park cast in addition to Santa, Jesus, Hitler, Satan and more. The opening song introduces the titular Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo.After "Cannibal! The Musical," Trey Parker was commissioned to do a similar TV show called "Time Warped." It only lasted two episodes, but Parker's Broadway aspirations were clearly on display here
The song, "Why Him?" from South Park creator Trey Parker's failed 1995 T.V. show, "Time Warped." I apologize for the quality; this was not easy to find.
*I do not own this; all rights go to M&T.*
In a more recent episode of "South Park," the show parodied Kanye West with the song "Fishsticks," showing the varied styles of music that Parker and Stone write
Parker and Stone produced and wrote the short-lived "That's My Bush!", a traditional sitcom starring the First Family set in the White House. Parker wrote and performed the theme song
That's My Bush! - opening from Andrej Kos on Vimeo.
Perhaps the most famous song from "Team America" is the testosterone-exuding, faux-macho anthem "America, F**k Yeah." Listen to the song on YouTube.
Slow Motion Water Balloon Popping (VIDEO)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/04/slow-motion-water-balloon_n_857657.html
Watch this one in HD! The slow mo guys are well aware that water balloons are always good in slow motion. In this video, Gav and crew try (and fail many times) to pop a 6ft giant red balloon.
Slow motion is between 2500fps and 1000fps.
Slow motion is between 2500fps and 1000fps.
Star Wars Day 2011: May The Fourth Be With You (TWEETS)
May the fourth be with you!
Thanks to a twist on the iconic Jedi mantra -- "May the force be with you" -- sci-fi fanatics across the globe are celebrating Star Wars Day. (So what if the franchise actually premiered May 25, 1977?)
And indeed, followers of the series have much to celebrate. This morning, the official Star Wars website announced that the entire series will be released in Blu-Ray this September.
Whether you've gone to the dark side or are a certified Jedi master, check out our Star Wars Day slideshow for the best #starwarsday tweets.
Thanks to a twist on the iconic Jedi mantra -- "May the force be with you" -- sci-fi fanatics across the globe are celebrating Star Wars Day. (So what if the franchise actually premiered May 25, 1977?)
And indeed, followers of the series have much to celebrate. This morning, the official Star Wars website announced that the entire series will be released in Blu-Ray this September.
Whether you've gone to the dark side or are a certified Jedi master, check out our Star Wars Day slideshow for the best #starwarsday tweets.
Just For Laugh Gags
waitress pours the drink without paying attention & pours it till it overflows.To avoid the drink spill she drinks little for customer.
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