Bonnie #7: Mole

A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole, All live together in a little mole hole. One day, papa mole sticks his head Out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, ' Yum! I smell maple syrup!' The mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, 'Oh, Yum! I smell honey!' Now baby mole is trying to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles rear ends are in the way. This makes him whine, 'Geez, all I can smell is..... MOLASSES ! (Yes, you know you're gonna pass it on! )

Bonnie #6: Japanese Hotel Service

Japanese Hotel Service A Canadian salesman checked into a futuristic hotel in Tokyo Japan ... Realizing he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting, He called down to the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber on the premises. 'I'm afraid not, sir,' the clerk told him apologetically, 'but down the hall from your room is a vending machine that should serve your purposes.' Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the machine, inserted 15.00 Yen, And stuck his head into the opening, at which time the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman pulled out his head and surveyed his reflection, Which reflected the best haircut of his life. Two feet away was another machine with a sign that read, 'Manicures, 20.00 Yen'. 'Why not?' thought the salesman. He paid the money, inserted his hands into the slot, And the machine started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he pulled out His hands and they were perfectly manicured. The next machine had a sign that read, 'This Machine Provides a Service Men Need When Away from Their Wives, 1 Yen.' The salesman looked both ways, put one Yen in the machine, Unzipped his fly, and with some anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening. When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out a shriek of agony And almost passed out. Fifteen seconds later it shut off.. With trembling hands, the salesman was able to withdraw his tender unit... ...which now had a button sewn neatly on the end..

Bonnie #5: The Future of Old Folks

The Future of Old Folks

Bonnie #4: New Use for Windex

New use for Windex

If you ever get the sudden urge to run around naked,

You should sniff some Windex first.

It'll keep you from streaking.

Bonnie #3: THE COCHRANE MURAL

THE COCHRANE MURAL----- LOOK CLOSELY BY CLICKING ON

ANY PART OF THE MURAL

For those not living in Canada, Cochrane is NW of Calgary and

East of Banff, in the foothills of the Rockies. This mural was

Unveiled last week at the Cochrane Ranch House.

Each tile is 1 foot square, is it's own individual picture and each

Is by a different artist. All of them together form this huge mural.

You can click on each of the tiles to see them in detail.
Check out, especially, the horse's eye.

Click on any square that makes up the mural

To see what the square really is.

http://www.muralmosaic.com/Cochrane.html

Bonnie #2 : Salesman

A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door.

It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who has a lighted cigar in one hand, a glass of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello son. Is your mom or dad home ?

Little boy: "What the Fuck do you think?"

Bonnie #1

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and have never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos, and a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.
Pass this on to those whom you think might be in need of inner peace